If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Will exercising make me less horny?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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