yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You ate ashes out of my bong
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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