Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
