physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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