Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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