He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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