I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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