No, you can still breathe under the balls.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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