lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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