1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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