Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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