I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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