Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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