Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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