I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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