Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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