i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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