I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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