I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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