Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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