she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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