Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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