I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm at about main and main street
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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