Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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