the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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