if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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