ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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