The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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