I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
is that a dick in a sweater?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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