ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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