So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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