and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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