I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
