Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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