i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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