I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
my being single is dangerous.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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