Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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