IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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