Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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