I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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