Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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