IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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