No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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