So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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