I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
