I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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