Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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