so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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