You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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