508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Please, let me fuck your mom
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Randomize
