That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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