You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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