Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
