you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
vagina is talking i cant
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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