I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
soo... how was my night?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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