i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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