Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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